Wednesday, December 26, 2007

don't cry little emo girl, he still won't love you tomorrow!

i want an emo kid friend. and no, my cousin Chad doesn't count even though Lindsay and i have coined the term "amo" (pronounced: aim-o) and proclaimed Chad as the poster child. i'm talking a living, breathing, skinny jean abusing, side swept bang sporting, full blown emo kid. i want heavy black eye liner, a black studded belt, and Something Corporate blaring from the speakers of a shitty old Ford Fairmont with stickers plastered across the bumper. an added bonus if your myspace display name is something along the lines of "invisible to him" or "lost my love-help me find it"...

does this sound like you? do you know anyone who fits this description? if so, will you/they be my friend?

Friday, December 21, 2007

holy Craigslist, Batman!

below is an actual post i found on Craigslist this morning. while i can understand the need for egg donors, i think it is humorous that the owner of the email address "jewishbaby3@yahoo.com" thinks that his/her organization needs to find Jewish egg donors in order to produce offspring who be raised in the Jewish faith. and i especially love that they consider being an egg donor a part time job...


JEWISH EGG DONORS URGENTLY NEEDED $8,000+

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Reply to: jewishbaby3@yahoo.com
Date: 2007-12-21, 8:51AM PST

WE WOULD FEEL INCREDIBLY BLESSED TO HAVE YOUR HELP!

A Jewish Blessing was founded in response to the growing number of requests from infertile Jewish families for help in finding qualified and extraordinary young Jewish women to be their egg donors.

We are currently working with several wonderful couples, with more families reaching out to us every day. So, we are truly in need of your help.
If you are a Jewish woman age 20-32, very responsible, kind and sincere, with a great personality and would consider helping one of these families achieve their dream of becoming parents please email us.... and please pass this forward to friends who might also want to help.

Compensation: $8,000+
This is a part-time job.
This is a contract job.